As the holidays fast approach we at Wtfp.xyz and the Jenkins Institute for Quarantine Psychosis want to urge everyone to not dwell on how screwed up and non-traditional this holiday season is /will be. Take time to overly stress the positives and not let the negatives overwhelm you. Be supportive of friends and family in their sharing of their positives. Even if you think they are silly. Especially, if you think they are silly.
Learn to be a good listener. As well as a good venter.
These are not normal times. The holidays are already responsible every year for rises in depression, alcoholism, suicide, domestic violence, robbery, theft and chocolate consumption. Add in a hefty dose of current world problems with a dash of intolerance and paranoia and you have Chef’s recipe for Societal Meltdown.
Start stockpiling some “Peace on Earth” and “Goodwill Towards Other”. Get cans of non-perishable “Holiday Spirit” and powdered “Joyeaux Noel” they last forever. We also suggest a Menorah or two. Apparently they can last up to seven days and have been known to bring light to dark times.
So before you take out your frustrations, no matter how real or justified you think you are, on your loved ones, pets, coworkers or the person at Cold Stone Creamery who asked you to wear a mask. Pause and ask yourself “is this outburst really going help anything”?
If you answer “yes” or you still feel the need to blow up on someone.
YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM
We the F%#n' People 