Plausible deniability.
This is the primary prerequisite for anything done by politicians. Without it, nothing gets passed the planning stages. They must have a deniability addiction. They spend more thought and research on getting out from under and who to blame for inevitable failures than making a plan that might actually work. So, so backwards and ineffective. But what do I know. I’m just a Chef who actually gets things done.
But like many wise men before me. I have studied my opponent’s strengths and weaknesses. Their past actions and omissions. I have learned much. As a result I have created a very nice plausible deniability scenario for myself involving events that could possibly happen in the real world and not just in my head.
This could also be spun as a young man achieving his destiny. A true product of the public school system.
In the year of our bored, 1991. My senior class voted me……… Fat, antisocial, awkward punk rocker LuciferJenkins…….. Voted this guy…….
Most likely to overthrow the Government.
So anything done by me in the near future is totally their fault. The amount of peer pressure I am feeling right now. The desire to fulfill people’s expectations of me. To be what however many people voted for me expect. They made me do it!
Lol. The plausible deniability part is a joke. I’m not afraid to take responsibility for my actions. And yes I was voted “Most Likely to Overthrow The Government” in 1991. If this fantasy of remixing society to a better place comes to fruition, I will walk up to Congress.
Toe to toe
Nose to nose
Look them dead in the eye
And say
“You made us do this to you”
It’s time to get started.
We the F%#n' People 