When something gets complex and complicated that is when the lies and obfuscation begin.
We all know our share of liars. They always seem to have a long convoluted story about whatever. It gets so long and twisty that they eventually trip themselves up. It’s fun to watch. Better than a Whoopi cushion. Every time I see some politician trying explain away some fuck up. I hear…
Well, what happened was..
I can’t get it out of my head. So while you are experiencing life, when you see a political hack flapping their gums. Listen to them like it’s your man trying to explain some bitch texting him at 3 am. Or your girl trying to explain how she got knocked up. She doesn’t know you got snipped after your first two ankle biters. Take it, not with a grain of salt, with a metric shit ton of doubt and skepticism.
We the F%#n' People 