Jezebele and I had to stop by the Handy Dandy Drive-thru COVID-19 testing parking spot our Doctor offers. We pull up and a few minutes later The Nurse comes out, confirms our identity and swabs my lovely wife. She comes around to the driver’s side and asked me to pull down my mask. She penetrates my sinus, “Shit, that’s unpleasant”, roots around a bit, “Fawk, is she trying to dig my brain out?” then a bit more. “Oh God make it stop!” And then just a little bit more. “Will this ever end!?” And just as I’m about break out into convulsions, she pulls out. Leans down and whispers in my ear.
“You made me do this too you”.
She then looks up at my wife and says ” He was asking for it. Look at the way he’s dressed.”
This 15 seconds of eternity is just a fraction of the hell a woman endures when guys think “no means yes” or only hear “No, Don’t Stop” instead of
No!!
Don’t!!!!!!
STOP!!!!!!!
Sexual predator punishment should include daily sinus swaps by a pissed off disgruntled nurse. On national television.
We the F%#n' People 