I made the mistake of thinking about schools a little bit ago. I should know by know. I just can’t get passed that in almost every school district in this country the public schools are funded mostly by property taxes in that district. Saltar a Jesucristo en un palo para saltar. Wtf. Why don’t you just doom those kids to mediocrity at best. But like always, I have an idea.
Instead of property taxes, especially in neighborhoods with lower property values, use the sales tax from alcohol, tobacco, the proceeds from the lottery, shit, all sales tax collected goes to the schools. I’d have to do some math but I’m going to guess that the sales tax beats the hell out of the property taxes.
You’re welcome Muther and Dad Government. Now go make it happen! I’m tired and going to bed.
Right after I clean the kitchen. I made a mess making Jezebele’s lunch. Meat tortellini with sautéed broccoli and edamame, bacon squares, Velveeta Alfredo sauce. With truffle parmesan on top. Be jealous.
We the F%#n' People 