In the spirit of not offending anyone, except people who don’t agree with this. They don’t matter anyway, we are much smarter than they are. And better dressed. We introduce HB2021FU The Anti-Culture appropriations bill.
When passed through the Senate and signed into law by the hand and fancy pen of our savior, the most benevolent, He who saved our Country from getting Trumped, our very own President Joe Biden I. This bill will make it a federal offense for anyone to enjoy, study or appreciate anything that is not part of their racial culture. Sorry, not sorry. Too many subjugated minorities are being denied a place at the table by male, white corporate oppression. They ruined it for everyone. So blame them and start the witch hunt.
For those of you in flyover country. I will it explain it real slllooooooooooow.
Sushi, sake, aikido, kendo, karate, Nintendo – only for Japanese. Other Asians can enjoy them once a month.
All those amazing German beers, bratwurst and schnitzel? Not for you Bob! Only for mein herr.
The amazing world of Latino cuisine is off limits unless your ancestors came from South of the Border. Except Taco Bell, that shit is Gringo as fuck and doesn’t even count as food.
Social Justice Warriors far and wide are heralding a new day for Cultural Equality. No more raping a people’s culture for fun and profit! I’m wondering if they consulted with the people of Oaxaca or Chiapas before they made such a grand decision affecting millions of lovers of southern Mexican cuisine. Do they know anyone from Oaxaca? Do they even know where it is?
I’m a Chef and I cook whatever I damn well please! Come in my kitchen and tell me and my staff what we can or can not cook. I dare you. You’ll have to speak Spanish or Spanglish. And while you are at it, ask them how offended they are if some gringos cook Mexican food. Lol
They are going to roll their eyes like only a Latino line cook can, smile a half smirk at you and walk away. Muttering something like “chinga tu Madre, puta” under their breath. While you ask me, “what did he say?”
Cultural Appreciation is the first step in understanding people who aren’t like us. Common interests bring people together. Help foster a stronger sense of community among people of differing cultures. SJWs want all cultures other than SJW Culture to be portrayed as victims of somebody, anybody and everybody. Especially Middle Aged White Males.
Cultural Appropriation, or as my sensai used to say Cultural Masterbation, is indeed wrong. But I think most of us are smart enough to see the difference. If you aren’t, can’t or won’t see the difference.
Then you are part of the problem.
We the F%#n' People 