Especially if I’ve already posted it. I think I wrote it in 2016.
In keeping with my senior classes expectations, I have been thinking of fun and interesting ways to overthrow the Government, with a busted knee awaiting surgery. Hopefully soon.
I’m going to take Hillary’s tactics and overthrow from the inside. But instead of marrying a talented himbo, I think it would be a lot more fun to go with the Trump tactic and shoot straight to the President. Go big or go home!
So I’m gonna be the president, I can say with 100% certainty that I can do a better than either of the clowns we have to choose from at the moment.
You know why?
First and foremost. I am a Chef. I have been fixing other people’s fuck ups since day one. Not only can I create tasty morsels, I have real world experience in but not limited to…
Accounting, meeting a budget.
International democracy & politics
Sanitation and waste management
Emergency health
General health and wellness
Language interpretation
Motivational speaking
Personal & employee accountability
Customer relations
Basic and advanced business and marketing
Event planning and meeting management
South County Engineering
I won’t go into the other jobs I’ve had but they given me real world experience in but not limited to…
Situation de-escalation
Personal security
Contract negotiations
Logistics
Route sales
Commuter traffic concerns
What can the other guys say?
Uh, I’m a politician
Or
My daddy helped me be a failure at everything I have ever done.
I think I got them beat and I also studied Shindo Muso Ryu Jodo.
Which means I can kill either one of them with a broomstick.
This is just the beginning. I can’t just run on the fact that I am pretty fucking awesome. So, I’ll be tackling some important issues like a blitzing center linebacker sacks the Redskins QB.
The first one will be political campaign reform. Or how can good people get elected into office without having to sell their soul.
We the F%#n' People 