Benefits of everyone wearing masks.
Can’t infect anyone if you are infected with a virus that may not show symptoms for up to 2 Weeks. If at all.
A whole new home based industry in designer masks will be created
If you are ugly it’s gonna be all about the mask, by the time you get home and take it off.
It will be dark.
If you don’t like the mask you already wear, you can cover it up with one with more pizazz.
Criminals can be the joker when we want.
All us Chefs can be the Swedish Chef for a day.
If you suffer from RBF you can wear a mask with a smile.
Halitosis will not be an issue. Garlic bread will be more popular.
A whole new History Channel series called “The person behind the mask” will be the only real show on that channel.
In history channel narrator voice. “A man! Hidden behind a mask?
Could it be a famous celebrity doing their part to not get another person sick?”
More young ladies will be dressing in scrubs because scrubs go with masks and nurses wear both and nurses are awesome.
Everyone can protest to their hearts content with all the anonymity afforded to them by the internet. Until they get punched.
The possibilities are endless.
#maskthefuckup
#mtfu
An alternative to
“Every kid gets a trophy”
Of course the 1st, 2nd & 3rd place teams get their respected trophy.
But other than that
Each coach selects members of his team for trophies in certain criteria
Most improved
Most dependable
Always there in a clutch
Think about it sports types
But Foster things that make you a better neighbor
Then I would even have a few trophies selected by the coaches as a whole for the league.
Best pitcher
Most improved pitcher.
Etc
Laying here in bed I am totally totally totally into my Google home thing sitting up here on the headboard.
Turning the lights on and off is better than a clapper
While laying here in a food coma
I’ve been thinking.
I can’t imagine being so sure in your political convictions that your body will fight off a deadly virus, while you surround yourself with like minded individuals.
So sure in your political conviction that if said virus was to get past your convictions, they will keep you from infecting anyone during the up to 2 week period when you may or may not be contagious,
And
May or may not be symptomatic?
Conviction like that?
That’s borderline religious.
I don’t have enough imagination for either
Predictions
Culling the herd
Class division /essential vs non
Power grabs
Democrats elected /Trump swings the pendulum
Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes
If we grew up where they grew up.
Were taught what they were taught
We would believe what they believe.
It never ceases to amaze me how people can be so arrogant /wrong to think they can say and mean it “I know how you are feeling” for things they have no experience in.
Politicians say things like that.
I’m with you
I feel your pain
I know what you’re thinking
We the F%#n' People 