I'm a curious person. I love learning new things. I've spent life investigating the why and how of everything and anything. This started way back in the dark ages when you had to use the library or actually talk to people who are actually knowledgeable about the topic. How something worked or happened is easy. … Continue reading Why, oh why, oh why!

Sometime way back in the early to mid 2010s the Triumvirate of Idiocy, aka my restaurant's owners decided we needed to start doing hand breaded chicken tenders. Ikr, what dumbasses! As the sous chef at the time, I had to quell the mutiny that was brewing. Hand breading to order is a colossal pain and … Continue reading The Chicken Finger Principle of Quantum Change.

I just looked at the drafts section of this thing and I have 17 unfinished stories/posts/bouts of mental diarrhea piled up. Lots of starts and stops. I look around the workshop, half finished projects all around. So, Mr. Jenkins, what's the problem? You are usually the productive, focused(in the broadest sense of the word) creativity … Continue reading For those times when life gets in the way of enjoying it.

Education is the single most important part of saving We the People from ourselves and defeating the barbarians at the gate. Our society, for whatever reasons, places next to no social value on education. Not only structured school learning but practical life skills and personal independent study. Add in school systems run at the peak … Continue reading A mind is a terrible thing to taste . Even worse, to waste one.

As the holidays fast approach we at Wtfp.xyz and the Jenkins Institute for Quarantine Psychosis want to urge everyone to not dwell on how screwed up and non-traditional this holiday season is /will be. Take time to overly stress the positives and not let the negatives overwhelm you. Be supportive of friends and family in … Continue reading A PSA from your friends at Wtfp.xyz

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are "I'm from the Government and I'm here to help" I've read this quote has been credited to Ronald Reagan. I'm sure if you looked on the internet long enough you could find it credited to someone else and stolen by Ron. Or it's really an … Continue reading Nine words.

Term limits are essential to removing the elected ruling class. Fresh people = fresh ideas. By the time a new young motivated Congressperson works their way through the chaos to a position they could make a difference they have already been seduced by the dark side. Another problem is that the politicians that have been … Continue reading Thank you but your services are no longer needed.

I started this project a little while ago. It is the latest attempt at getting all these things bouncing around in my head out of there and on to a usb drive. (I'm not so patiently waiting for the ability to plug a thumb drive into my noggin.) I haven't been able to do it … Continue reading This is for my benefit, then yours and someday the world!

I see a problem, my brain starts generating a myriad of possible solutions. Since I have no box, all the ideas are where you'd expect. I've been watching videos about Government Regulations. Like most people seeking balance in this chaotic world, I have mixed feelings. I'll go into more detail in a few minutes. But, … Continue reading A solution for a problem.

I do! My Dymo Label Master is the second greatest gift my in laws have given me so far. Right behind raising an amazing daughter who for some masochistic reasons fell in love with your humble narrator. As a Chef, labels help everything to "have a home and be in their home" in the restaurant. … Continue reading Everybody loves labels.