Deep Stoner thoughts from The Realm of Possibility.

I was driving around earlier this evening and had one of those “only in my head could this happen in the time it took to cross City Dock” moments. I’ll type slow so I don’t lose anyone. I get a little hyper when I entertain myself.

I was thinking about stupid people and my hyperpragmatic side said “you know, a pandemic that killed millions would not be a completely bad idea. Less traffic. Less idiot videos on YouTube. It would definitely culled the herd and separate the wheat from the shaff. Which really makes me wonder if it was planned to be this way. I mean our Government isn’t incompetant enough to botch a pandemic response but be able to figure out who everyone at the Capitol riot was, where they live, get them fired, even who they lost their virginity to but can’t coordinate an effective disaster response?

I saw a video of some rich guy that poor people can’t succeed because they don’t want it bad enough. Obviously our rich politicians didn’t want an effective pandemic response bad enough. They wanted to find some Oswalds more, I guess.

Got a little bit of track.

Pandemic is going on. People are panicking. People are dieing. People are panicking while they are dieing. Oh Muther Government!! Save us. Save US. Decades of public schools have taken away our ability to think for ourselves and we don’t know what to do.

Cue the Oswalds.

“See them? Those people who aren’t us! They are to blame for EVERYTHING! If you give us control of EVERYTHING. We will remove those people. Then EVERYTHING will be OK. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Remember everything will be ok in the end. And now that everything is OK. ๐Ÿ‘Œ It’s the end.

End of Inequality . End of Racism. End of Poverty. There will no longer be any distinction between the races, genders, classes, ethnicities or sexual preference. Because we will all be equally worthless to Muther Government.

End of Freedom. End of Free Thought and Dialog. End of Freedom of Speech. End of Disagreement without Disrespect or Disregard.

End of line.

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