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Another episode of As the Pendulum Swings back to the Left.
Here we go, Trump and his antics have given the Political Pendulum a big boost back to the Left. How far will it go? How far will we go? How far are we willing to go? How far should we go? You know the really interesting thing about the Political Pendulum? No matter what way … Continue reading Another episode of As the Pendulum Swings back to the Left.
And so the clean up begins.
After a rabid yet brief internet campaign The President, Joe Biden, in his first act as Presidentè has outlawed the following card games.Spades, Euchre, Hearts, Piniochle and Bridge, both contract and auction, because they have Trumps. A Congressional investigation will be held to assertain if any other card games will be sanctioned or disappeared.Sorry, not … Continue reading And so the clean up begins.
“Get those arms out and ready for injecting “
Are you fucking kidding me? I just saw Chuck Todd on meet the press say that shit. Wtf. No I wasn't watching Meet the depressed. It came on after the news I was watching about the New Mutant Strain of COVID-19. Good lord if I wasn't living this, I would never believe it.
Yo G, ain’t no one man is above the clan.
Street pharmacists, color warriors and corner boys in every hood in every city in this knows this phrase as well as the consequences of not heading this part of the Unified Unwritten Code of Americans Under 50k/yr. Break the code at your own peril. Look at all these politicians putting themselves above everyone else. Like … Continue reading Yo G, ain’t no one man is above the clan.
MLK Day thoughts. A day late because I want to be special.
There is no doubt in the collective mind of the world that this was a great man. You should already know why. If you don't, go find out. The two things I admired most about Martin Luther King are... His amazing oratorial skills. The man could speak! And speak the truth! He could read stereo … Continue reading MLK Day thoughts. A day late because I want to be special.
The Unaffordable, Nobody Really Cares Act.
Once held up as the pinnacle of Progressive policy. The mission to provide health care to millions of uninsured Americans had been achieved. We did it! Or more to the point. They did us. I can only speak for The Maryland Healthcare Exchange and what it has to offer. But with the Democrats' love of … Continue reading The Unaffordable, Nobody Really Cares Act.
Domestic Engineering 101.
I've been waiting all day to be able to post this. As part of my duties as Chief Domestic Engineer of The Island of Misfit Toys, I have been tasked with making my wife, Jezebele's lunch for work. Last night I had some fun. Or at least I entertained myself. I had to wait till … Continue reading Domestic Engineering 101.
Break Down The Walls.
I used to think that labels were just a symbol of prideBut over time I've seen they only cause to divideIt's so easy to judge people by the way they seem to beWe must overcome this problem to live life peacefullyBreak down the walls!We'll break down the walls!Look beyond the fashion or the crowd that … Continue reading Break Down The Walls.
Deep Stoner thoughts from The Realm of Possibility.
I was driving around earlier this evening and had one of those "only in my head could this happen in the time it took to cross City Dock" moments. I'll type slow so I don't lose anyone. I get a little hyper when I entertain myself. I was thinking about stupid people and my hyperpragmatic … Continue reading Deep Stoner thoughts from The Realm of Possibility.
We the F%#n' People 